If the person on the phone laughs at the joke the Q is removed and play continues as normal. The player with the phone must put it on speaker for all to hear, and a knock knock joke must be told to whoever answers(How the player leads up to the knock knock joke is their choice). A player on the Q'd team is given a phone number from the referee (this may or may not be random, but may not be the phone number of a player present). There is only one way for a team to remove a Q, and it must be done immediately after a Q is given, or not at all. If a team is able to tackle the clown to the ground, the opposing team is given a Q. If a team's golfer or caddie fumbles the ball, they are given a Q.Ģ. There are two ways for a team to be given a Qġ. They can determine who wins or loses the game. A team does not, under any circumstances, want to have a Q. This is where the clown, the cell phone, and the knock knock Jokes come into play.Īnother aspect of the game is known as the Q. Three strokes are subtracted from each team's total, Q's are counted (SEE BELOW) and the winner is determined by the referee. Once both teams are done, scores are compared. Once team A gets the ball in, it becomes team B's turn. If the ball is rolled, and is out of reach of all people in the circle, 4 strokes are added, and the ball is returned to the golfer, who begins the circle again. If the ball does not go in, but is within reach of one of the caddies, he may recover it, and attempt to roll it in the hole. If it goes in, the putting circle is over, and the team has used one stroke to get it in. The golfer starts with the ball, and must roll it towards the hole in an attempt to get it in. The putting circle is formed by having the golfer and the three caddies lay on their bellies 5 feet from the hole, one on each side, forming a sort of square.
Once both teams achieve getting their ball on the green, the putting circle is formed. Play continues until both teams get their ball onto the green. If team B's Caddies or Golfer recovers the ball: Team B must throw the ball away from the hole (whoever recovers the ball, golfer or caddie may throw it) Team B's goal is to delay team A from reaching the green for as many strokes as possible, so if they have the opportunity to throw the ball in the woods, or in a lake, do it. One stroke is counted for each throw of the ball. This repeats until the ball is thrown onto the putting green. If team A's Caddies recover the ball: Team A's Golfer advances to the ball, and throws it again. As soon as the ball is thrown, team A's and Team B's caddies (And Team B's Golfer) must rush to recover the ball. He takes a golf ball in his hand, and must throw it as hard as he can towards the hole.
Play beings when team A's golfer takes to the tee box. Out of the two remaining players, one is deemed "referee" and the other is deemed "Clown". Each player, both Golfers and Caddies, MUST be pulling a pull cart. One person on each team is designated "The Golfer" and the remaining 3 are deemed "Caddies". The game begins by splitting into two teams of 8. The game requires 10 people, 8 sets of golf clubs in a golf bag, 8 pull carts for said golf clubs, one cellular phone, and one.Clown Costume. We have been kicked out of 3 golf courses so far. You need 10 people for this game, so we found closely booked tee times of 4 people each work the best, and will raise the least suspicion. To play, it is suggested you and your friends request tee times at your golf course of choice to play the back 9 holes. We created it roughly three years ago when we got bored of playing golf. This is a sport my friends and I play once a week. If you find certain comments or submissions here offensive, the best way to address it is with more speech. If you post a NSFW image/link in the comments, it must be tagged as NSFW (Nudity/gross images) or NSFL (Gore/extremely disturbing images, and only if relevant to the conversation) This subreddit is not a platform for blatant self-promotion, cake day posts are ok. (YouTube, Imgur, etc)Īs a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit to 3 every 24 hours. Jokes must be in text format, no bots, emojis or linking allowed. If you want to be a dick, go to /r/insults
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